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After some digging, I discovered the source: an AI-generated review of The Cuckoo\u2019s Egg circulating on Facebook. Alongside the usual synthetic praise and fabricated details, it confidently announced that I had died in May 2024.
Apparently AI has now advanced to the point where it can kill people off before they notice.
Mark Twain once wrote, \u201cReports of my death are greatly exaggerated.\u201d I never expected to field-test the quote personally.
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After some digging, I discovered the source: an AI-generated review of The Cuckoo\u2019s Egg circulating on Facebook. Alongside the usual synthetic praise and fabricated details, it confidently announced that I had died in May 2024.
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